how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
Soso true. I love my python baby so much.
wait for it
I was just sitting there like “the fuck am I waiting for” and then I kinda exploded with happyness
I thought this was just a picture of boots. IT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.
I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis.
I can’t think of any reason why I shouldn’t reblog this.
greetings from the ballsack
Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad
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I think this is the first time in a while that we have all come together to watch porn *high five* if anything it brought us unity. LOL
Drinking out of cups.
Little kid in the background, f*cking going crazaayyyy.
Mr. Walkway. Mr. Walk down me, I’m the walkway. Lead me to the building. Fuck you.
5643 Yeahh right.
Who paid for that floor? Not me. No way.
Who’s chair is that? Who bought that God d*mn chair here. That’s not my chair. Not my chair, not my problem.
Why didn’t I get invited.? Sea horse, Sea hell.
….Not my chair not my problem, thats what i say…